Posts Tagged ‘Disorders & Diseases’
Maghulaan Tayo
Ipinaskil ni: Chico noong: Agosto 4, 2007
NEWSFLASH: Mayroon akong crush na blogger. Pero hindi ko muna sasabihin. Nakakahiya. Clue, taga WORDPRESS din siya.
Moving on. Saan makikita ang mga sumusunod na ingridients?
Carbonated water, high fructose corn syrup, concentrated orange juice and other natural flavors, citric acid, sodium benozate, caffeine, sodium citrate, gum arabic, erythorbic acid, calcium disodium EDTA, brominated vegetable oil, and [...]
Tagu-taguan
Ipinaskil ni: Chico noong: Hulyo 25, 2007
Dear Patients, Readers, “Patuloy Pa Ring Umaasa”, Believers ng “Forever”, Nananampalataya sa “Forevermore”, Emo Sevenfold, and critics,
It has a been a while na hindi ako nagsusulat ng tula, kahit na isa ito sa aking mga paboritong gawin at basahin. So, para sa araw na ito, gumawa ako ng isang tulang sadyang may parehong titulo ng [...]
Dental Appointment & Disappointment
Ipinaskil ni: Chico noong: Hulyo 23, 2007
Dear Patients, Dental Patients and Smokers,
Kahit pupungas pungas pa ako kanina dahil sa aking hangover, nagpatuloy pa rin ako sa aking appointment sa dental clinic.
Noong tinanong niya (dental hygienist) ako kung kailan ako huling nagpa check up sa dentist, sinabi ko na halos last month lamang noong nabunutan ako. She also asked me, kung [...]
Iron Your Clothes, Properly!
Ipinaskil ni: Chico noong: Hulyo 8, 2007
Dear Patients,
This is an interesting case study.
Background:
Cutaneous myiasis of the breast due to infestation by the larva of Cordylobia anthropophaga is rare. To the best of our knowledge, only one case has been reported in the English literature. This rarity calls for an awareness of its possibility as a cause of furuncular breast lesions, especially [...]
MisCon #002: Breast Self Examination (NSFW & with Videos)
Ipinaskil ni: Chico noong: Hulyo 7, 2007
Dear Patients, Feminists, and Female Group Member
Bago ang lahat, hayaan correction muna ng misconception. Pati ang lalake ay kinakapikan din ng breast cancer. Hindi man kasinlaki ng suso natin ang suso ng mga babae, maari din tayong magkabreast cancer!
Noong ako ay bata, madalas kong makita sa telebisyon ang public service na “sariling salat sa suso”. [...]
PinWorm, Combantrin and the Freedom of Speech
Ipinaskil ni: Chico noong: Hulyo 6, 2007
Dear Patients, Bianca Gonzales, Ekang, and Makers of Combantrin,
Nakikiisa ako sa mga tinatawag na “parang rumarampang embotido” na nasasaktan sa advertisement ng Combantrin!
Lagi kong sinasabi sa maraming bloggers na karapatan nila ang magbahagi ng kahit na anong gusto nilang sabihin, as long as legal ito. Kahit na kalabanin ninyo ako, pagtawanan o kamuhian, ipagtatanggol ko [...]
Sneeze Properly! (with videos)
Ipinaskil ni: Chico noong: Hulyo 6, 2007
Dear Patients, Victoria Beckham and Sneezers,
If you need to sneeze, please sneeze properly. Please see the video of Victoria Beckham sneezing. Watch where her hands go after she sneeze. The nose, the other hand, the cloths, her hair and parts of her face. I am sure that you guys know better.
For [...]
Diarrhea and Laziness
Ipinaskil ni: Chico noong: Hulyo 5, 2007
Dear Patients and Other Couch Potatoes,
(pasensya na kung madaming wrong spelling or “word jump” sa entry na ito, talagang inaantok na talaga ako!)
Totoo nga marahil ang sabi nila, walang gamot sa katamaran. Right now, isa iyan sa nararamdaman ko: ang isang matinding katamaran. Hindi ako makapag blog ng husto sa araw na ito. Siguro hindi [...]
Permanent “Beauty”
Ipinaskil ni: Chico noong: Hulyo 1, 2007
Dear Patients & Beauty Concious Readers,
Last June 10, I shared to my readers (and maybe one of you have read it when it was previously published) one of my patient’s effort to work against the “will of nature” by taking pills (i.e.: viagra, cialis) that can make the “aged & soft” (i.e. : manhood, penis, [...]
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